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YOUR DIGITAL MARKETING AGENCY IS GIVING YOU MEMES, ISN'T IT? LESS WORSE!
DIGITAL MARKETING IS…

GET 186% ROI ON YOUR MARKETING BUDGET IN 99 DAYS OR I PAY YOU $357 ON DAY 100!

The 2-step system turning 10,000 EGP into 68 Ready-To-Buy customers in Alexandria or this digital marketing agency will send you cash back for wasting your time.

How will you Survive the next Collapse 💥 in June 2025?” Mark my Words!

The price of the dollar has been over 50 EGP since June 2024. Again…

📈 Rent is up.

Groceries costs today more than last Friday!

📉 Clients? 🔻 Nowhere to be seen.

And your phone still isn’t ringing.

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You’re sitting in your chair wondering how to get new clients without spending money!

Hell NO… You won't get new customers when you feel like every pound you spend is setting your wallet on fire!!!

Your competitors and you’re left wondering if this is what business is in Egypt and MENA now?

It’s not…

What Plans do you have to Recession-Proof your Business?

Not the economy.

Not the fuel prices.

Not the government.

Not that Egyptians buy cheap.

Egyptians are buying iPhone 16 Pro Max and Mercedes-Benz, habibi!

🔗 The dollar isn’t killing your business.
It’s what you refuse to fix…


Instead of getting a goose that lays golden eggs, you're spraying perfume on the ashes.


Our problem is we can't handle the truth...

3 People spread lies online

Agencies with AI sh*t

ChatGPT-written Ads on Canva templates.

 

“marketers” who can’t define the difference between a lead, a prospect, and a client!

#1

Contractors

You hired a loser from Fiverr or Upwork for cheap.

If you buy cheap, you pay twice. (Your fault)

#3

LinkedIn DNGs

Show case studies without money math.​ (Scammer dressed up in employee virtue)

A RED flag of a marketer is a cheap price.

#2

Why the F*ck did you trust them!?!

What makes you trust their advice?

Your phone still isn’t ringing. Empty inbox. No clients. Clueless...

Your staff are quiet… Either enslaved by Tik Tok or preparing to ask you for a pay raise for no work.

And soon, the only thing you’ll sell is your furniture on OLX.

What’s the Solution?

Imagine having an ATM on-demand where you put in $1 and get $2, $3, $5 or $7!

That’s marketing…

Marketing is NOT

❌ BIG corporate speech. (our vision, mission, values, since 9876 B.C. nonsense)


❌ Word salad from ChatGPT. (meticulous, paramount, embark on a journey B.S.)


❌ Clever rhyme, melodies or mocking competitors e.g. Coca-Cola & Pepsi or BMW & Mercedes-Benz.

Marketing

✅ Mass-selling machine = it’s buying people to buy in and from you.

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✅ Marketing 101: you spend $100 on marketing to get $200 back in sales. Money-Printing Machine!

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✅ Business 101: if you sell higher than the cost, then you have a business. 👏👏👏

“I used to do all the marketing myself for 7 years, but it turns out I wasn’t doing it justice. I came across Al-ABBASI Results after I heard that 5% of the businesses advertise on Google in the MENA Region By the time I downloaded their free guide, I received practical advice that is easy to implement and simple on how to set up Google Ads campaigns for local businesses step by step for beginners. When I received an email asking for my feedback, it seemed like a natural extension of the process to begin the conversation with them.  HOLD ON! I am being marketed to here really well! At this moment, I said to myself if these people are assigned to market their own services like this, then they can do the same for us. This’s how it feels to be marketed to by professionals. That’s what I want my clients to experience. I wasn’t doing a good job at marketing, that's why I was stressed. I used to have financial pressure, in fact I have no financial pressure after I signed. We used to have 1 salesperson. Now, we have 2 because she can’t cope.”

2 Paths! Only 1 Tons More Convenient…

Figure It Out Yourself!

🔻 Guesswork.
🔻 Trial-and-error.
🔻 Technical chaos.

It gets less comfortable for you from here!

Done For You.

✅ Demolish the guesswork.
✅ No trial-and-error.
✅ Money-back Guarantee!

Faster, smarter, convenient and efficient

⚠️ We only take 7 new businesses/year.

Every Day You Wait Is Another Day You Pay

🔻 Without a system = lost customers.
🔻 Without ads = money left on the street.
🔻 Every customer you didn’t get = money to competitor.
🔻 Posting instead of selling = more silence.
🔻 Every excuse = another forever-lost sale.

Losers will Read, Nodd, Agree and Wait for things to get better!

Newton's first law: If something is not moving, it won’t start moving unless something pushes it.

If you’re a winner— You know Life is moving without you.

Would your competitors in your city get in touch before you do?

When they do… Too late!

There’s no “right time.”

No perfect budget.

No perfect mood.

It's right now…

Marketing services that either get you results or pay you if it fails.

Businesses in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Riyadh, Jeddah, Qatar, Oman, Bahrain, Kuwait and across the MENA region can Book online meetings.

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