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SEO Agency Guarantees Google Rankings for Business Owners Who Hate Wasting Money...

Rank #1 In 99 Days On Google OR We REFUND You On DAY 100!

Local SEO services for small businesses that gets you clients.
Ecommerce SEO services to drive sales.

No ranking for vanity keywords. Only search terms which gets you more money. No joke!

Devastating… Yet, Undeniable Truth

Almost all business owners f*ck up SEO from day one. I don’t blame you. If I were you, I’d probably fall in the same pitfall too.

 

LinkedIn posts are nerds flexing fake traffic charts from ChatGPT-generated trash websites. And you think:

Yeah, that must be working… right?

Wrong!

These clowns are playing you.​ How? Answer this...​

When was the last time you see a single one of them shows you SALES?

Why aren't there revenue screenshots?

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No booked calls, isn't it?

“Look! We ranked for the word banana blender buying guide in Nigeria.”

Well-done! 👏👏👏 No one

What SEO Is All About?

It’s not about traffic. ❌
Not about Rankings. ❌

Not even about backlinks & keywords. ❌
It’s about… MONEY. ✅


If your SEO isn’t making you money, it’s not SEO. It’s a SCAM.

Have you heard this line on LinkedIn lately…

​​SEO is dead. You can’t trick Google anymore.”?

Caveat! That’s true. You can’t trick Google.

Google doesn't hire the brightest minds on Earth for a loser on Fiverr or Upwork you hire for $1.33 to cheat.

What those losers won’t tell you is…

You don’t need to trick it. You just need to Understand it. Understand…

 

  • What it values.

  • How it ranks.

Then, give it EXACTLY what it wants—

Better, faster, and cleaner than your competitors.

Why SEO Agencies Suck in Alexandria?

You pay an “SEO agency” $800/month.
An intern trainee copies content from AI tools, pastes it on your site.

Then, buys spammy links from fraud Private Blog Network, and tells you…

It’ll take 6–9 months to see results.​​ Meanwhile…​​​​

You rank for keywords no one searches.

Useless & Boring Chat GPT diarrhea!

You get zero calls = $0.

Your bank account bleeds $800 every 30 days.

That’s not SEO. That’s theft underneath your retainer agreement.

What's The Correct Way To Do SEO?

We’re not here to rank you for garbage.
We rank you for buyer intent keywords—the exact terms your customers are typing in Cairo, Dubai, Riyadh, Jeddah, Alexandria etc.
Terms that lead to booked calls. Closed deals. Paid invoices 💲💲💲

Other SEO Agencies

❌ Rank you for garbage keywords.

❌ Use AI copy.

❌ Spam links.

❌ Blame algorithms when nothing work.

Al Abbasi Results

✅ We rank you for real buyer-intent terms.

✅ We don’t use AI trash.

✅ PBNs-Free.

✅ We guarantee results or refund you 100%.

And we do it in 99 days. If we don’t?
we refund every penny on day 100!

3 Mistakes That Are Killing Your SEO Rankings

A Website like a Proximity Landmine

If your site… 

  • Loads slow

  • Breaks on mobile

  • Looks like it was built in 2009

…, Google hates it—and so do your customers.

You can’t push a car with no wheels.
Your website is your engine.

If it’s glitchy, you're driving a Ferrari with 4 flat tires.

#1

Ranking for Useless Keywords

Ranking for “SEO company Dubai” when you’re based in Qatar?

Pointless!


Ranking for “digital growth expansion funnel 2025”?

Cool, except no one types that.

If no one’s searching for the keyword, there’s no money behind it.

Rank for what pays.

#2

Fraudulent Private Blog Networks

They’re spam farms that Google blitz into oblivion the blink they’re caught.

You mess with that? Your domain’s going straight to the digital graveyard.

SEO agency who sold you that trash is dancing with devil.

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AKA, Strapping a Bomb to Your Business!

#3

What's The Right Process?

Step 1: Strategy Call

We diagnose your business, market & buyer keywords.

Step 2: Implementation

We structure, optimize & execute a fast-ranking plan.

Step 3: Money Mode

You start getting leads.

If not? Full refund.

How to Rank for Keywords That Make You Money?

Do it on your own

“The 7 SEO Traps That Cost Local Businesses Thousands (And How to Escape)”

Cut Through Errors—

Businesses in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Riyadh, Jeddah, Qatar, Oman, Bahrain, Kuwait and across the MENA region can Book online meetings.

Phone: +201099505090

41, Abd El-Salam Aref Street, El-Bostan, Alexandria, EG  21531

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