The Only Marketing Agency in Gleem That Will Refund Your Money If We Don't Get You More Customers!
Are You Going to Respond the Call or Keep Staring at the Dollar Rate...
You're sitting in you empty cafe in Gleem Bay right now, aren't you?
Where you offer a coffee for EGP 35 and the WiFi actually works.
You hear the waves if you listen closely. You can smell the sea salt mixing with the espresso from your barista. Your regulars are starting to trickle in.
And you're scrolling. Probably checking the dollar rate again. (It hasn't moved much in a year, but old habits die hard, right?)
Of course you checked. Every business owner in Gleem checked. Because that's what we do here. We watch the exchange rate like it's the final episode of a Netflix series, waiting to see what happens next.
You saw your Meta Boost ad results yesterday. Paid 10,000 EGP for the month. Got 23K likes. Zero new customers.
And you fool yourself: "sEe? Facebook Ads is a scAM! i NeED a dUde To mEKE mE VIdeOs lIkE Kabak Ozi."
Your cafe & restaurant problem isn't visibility.
Here's what you didn't check today...
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How many new customers walked into your business and their business?
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How many people searched for your restaurant and found you no.1 on Google instead of your competitor?
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How many leads died in your DMs because you responded 6 hours later?
And that's not your fault. Nobody taught you this stuff.
You opened a business because you're good at ´catering, cooking & serving food.
You didn't open a business because you're excited about digital marketing, direct-response marketing, copywriting, lead generation, web & graphic design, pixel tracking and conversion rate optimization.
But here's the problem: People don't care what you're excited about.
The problem is that you're treating your business like a commodity when it should be a destination.
And I'm going to prove it to you. Not with theories. Not with case studies from some random city you've never visited. But with a money-back guarantee that makes every other agency in Alexandria sweat.
3 Minutes Away From The #1 Agency Within 1 km That Will Put Its Money Where Its Mouth Is
Al ABBASI Results® isn't some faceless company or obscure agency in Saba Basha Tower.
We're at 41, Abdelsalam Aref St., El-Bostan, Alexandria. Right in your south west when facing the Mediterranean.
Literally under 1 kilometer from where you're sitting right now in Gleem Bay. Three minutes by car from Gleem Tram Station. 10 minutes if you're walking.
We breathe the same salty air you do. We dodge the same weekend tourist crowds. We avoid the rurals in the summer because of traffic on Al Geish Road. We know Moustafa Fahmy Street turns into parking nightmares during rush hour. We know that the Gleem Tram Station isn't just a transit point—it's the heartbeat of this neighborhood.
And we know that the business owners here have been burned before. That's why we offer a money-back guarantee on every single service we provide.
Because we're that confident. Because we've done this in neighborhoods tougher than Gleem, Alexandria like New York City where the competition eats small companies for breakfast.
Don't Do "Meta Boost Post" Bullshit. Here's What Gleem Bay Restaurants & Cafés Ought to do...
1. Google Ads Pay-Per-Click Advertising
We don't charge you for clicks that don't convert. We structure your campaigns so that you only pay when someone books a table because we use SKAG strategy.
Imagine someone gets off his car on Al Geish Road. They're hungry. They pull out their phone and search "best sea view lunch near me." Your café appears at the top.
They click. They call. They book.
Here's what most Gleem business owners do...
They boost a post on Instagram, get 50 likes, feel good for an hour, then wonder why their café is still empty at 8 PM on a Monday.
What you do instead...
Run two-step campaigns that warm up your audience first, then convert them.
Step 1: Content that makes them fall in love with your vibe.
Step 2: Offers that make it impossible not to visit.
It's slower than a boost. But it actually works.
3. Local SEO
When someone searches "best seafood Gleem" or "cafes near Gleem Tram Station," Google shows 3 results.
We make sure you're no. 1.
Not through shady tricks. Through genuine local citations, and the kind of hyperlocal optimization that only works when you understand the streets, the landmarks, and the way people actually move through each area.
It's tedious and arduous work that no other agency in Egypt is willing to put!
4. B2B Marketing & Lead Generation
If you sell to businesses e.g. tax accountant, lawyer, commercial real estate office & consultancy in Gleem etc. your clients are literally walking past your door every day.
They just don't know you exist.
No business owner wanders around looking for you. You're a business owner like them. You've 101 item on your to-do list.
We fix that by deploying No-Ads Client Acquisition System™. Convert casual inquiries into long-term clients.
3 Biggest Lies Glim Business Owners Tell Themselves!
Lie #1: "My business does fine without marketing."
Define "Fine!"
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Are you paying your bills? Great.
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Are you growing?
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Does your restaurant need more clients? (Don't care if you're fine with the current customer base)
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Is your restaurant the name everyone mentions when someone asks for a recommendation for a night out?
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Are you building an asset that you could sell in 5 years for 10X what you put into it?
"Fine" is the enemy of "Exceptional!"
Lie #2: "All agencies are scams."
Ever wonder why you think that?
Because you've never worked with competent agency that had skin in the game.
Almost all agencies across the globe get paid whether you succeed or fail. They take your money, run some AI slop ads, and if nothing happens?
"Well, the algorithm changed."
We don't have that luxury. Because if you don't get results, you don't pay. Period.
Lie #3: "If I just post more videos on Instagram, more people will come."
FUCK No!
Followers & Likes for businesses are vanity... Revenue is sanity!
The café owner down the street from you has 50,000 followers and an empty dining room. The guy with 2,000 followers who actually knows how to convert them into booked tables?
He's turning tables 3X / night.
A Tuesday Morning In Gleem: The Story Of Two Café Owners
It's 10:47 AM on a Tuesday.
The sea is calm today. Almost flat. You can hear the waves lapping against the rocks near the shore. The salt smell is faint—just enough to remind you you're not in Cairo anymore.
Café Owner A is sitting at his usual table. The one by the window where he can see the tram go by. He's scrolling. Dollar rate: 30.85 to the USD. Same as yesterday. Same as last week. He sips his coffee. It's good coffee. Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, light roast, notes of jasmine and blueberry. He roasted it himself.
His café is half empty. It's Tuesday. It's always half empty on Tuesday. He tells himself it's fine. Weekends are busy. Tourists come. The regulars show up eventually.
He checks his Meta Boost from last week. 47 likes. 3 comments. Zero new followers that matter. He sighs, puts his phone down, and stares at the sea.
Marketing is a scam, he thinks.
Café Owner B is 500 meters away. Same sea. Same salt air. Same Tuesday.
But she's not sitting down.
She's prepping for a lunch rush that she knows is coming because her reservation system shows eight tables booked already. On a Tuesday. In the off-season.
She didn't get here by boosting posts. She got here by working with an agency that treats her business like it's their own. An agency that guaranteed results or refunded every piastre.
She checks her phone. New notification: A family from Smouha just booked a table for 1 PM. They saw her Google listing when they searched "best lunch near Gleem Tram Station."
She smiles. Puts the phone down. Walks to the kitchen to check on the catch of the day.
Which owner are you?
More importantly: Which owner do your customers think you are?
The truth is... you can be comfortable and slowly decline. Or you can be uncomfortable for 6 months and become the name everyone in Alexandria talks about for the next decade.
Choice is yours!
How To Get From "Comfortable" To "Celebrity" Without Chasing Vanity Metrics?
If you want to be the local celebrity, I know you do, every business owner in Gleem does, you want people to talk about your dinning experience as their fantacies.
You need food vloggers to fight over who gets to review your restaurant first.
You want your regulars to feel like VIPs because they "discovered your resto before everyone else."
But you've been chasing the wrong dream.
You've been chasing Meta Boost because it's easy.
One click. 500 EGP. Instant gratification that evaporates by afternoon time.
What you actually need is a system. A process. Something that builds momentum day after day, week after week, until you wake up one morning and realize you've reservations for the next 90 days.
That's what we build.
Systems.
Would Any of These Success Stories Will Be Yours?
"I called them scammers in our first meeting. I told them digital marketing was a waste of money. They said, 'Fine. Let us prove it. If we don't increase your revenue in 90 days, you don't pay.' I figured I had nothing to lose. Three months later, my Tuesday lunch rush is bigger than my Saturday used to be."
Omar K. Restaurant Owner, Gleem Bay
"The money-back guarantee got my attention. The results kept it. These guys know that Egyptian business owners are skeptical. They don't try to sell you packages. They just show you what's possible and let you decide."
Laila M., Café Owner, Near Gleem Tram Station
"I was comfortable by having a full booking during the seasons. They showed me how to turn my word of mouth into bookings throughout the day every day of the week even during quiet months. Now I'm turning people away on weekends. It's a good problem to have."
Hassan R. Seafood Restaurant, Gleem Coast
See Al ABBASI Results® From The Gleem Tram Station
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Al ABBASI Results®
📍 41, Abdelsalam Aref St El-Bostan, Alexandria, Alexandria Governorate 21531
📞 01099505090
Get to Gleem Tram Station if you're coming from Al Horreya Avenue or San Stefano Area. Walk toward the sea. Take your first left. We're three minutes away.
If you're driving, park between Gleem & Saba Pasha Tram station and walk. Trust me. Parking in Gleem is a nightmare and I don't want you showing up pissed off.
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Become The Name Everyone In Alexandria Talks About Or... Wait for Disaster to Happen
The Mediterranean is still there. The tram still runs. The tourists still come & go.
The only thing that changes is whether you're ready to stop being "fine" and happy with your status quo or start being exceptional.
You can keep checking the dollar rate. You can keep boosting posts that don't work. You can keep telling yourself that marketing is a billboard that no human ever buys form. Plus, digital marketing is a scam and that your business is "fine" the way it is.
Or you can walk three minutes from the Glim Tram Station, sit down with people who actually understand this neighborhood, and let us prove that results are possible.
The money-back guarantee means you have literally nothing to lose.
Everything to gain.
Book your free marketing analysis today.
Your customers are walking past your door right now. The question is: Will they walk in?